We’ve got a jam packed episode following a week off, so let’s get to it! Ted Cruz is in the news again, this time for being referenced to in True Blood’s return on HBO. His reaction is exactly what you’d expect: hilarious (laugh at type, not with). Ron Paul reached out to Paul with an interesting giveaway that any red blooded American would be interested in. Rob Ford pops in again for some fun with his brother on a seesaw and a clip of his cameo in Sharknado 2 (a movie so bad Rob Ford wouldn’t make an actual appearance). Finally Kevin Smith closes out the show with his announcement of his True North Trilogy which starts off with the creepy and gross Tusk.